And millions on Twitter.

I agree with you, although the likely net result is the Republican nominee getting elected - I can’t think of any incumbent President who faced a truly bruising primary challenge and went on to win re-election. 

The scene in the first season where Bunk and McNulty investigate a murder scene and the only dialogue throughout was variations of the word “fuck” for five minutes was television perfection.

There are plenty of places that don’t accept cash either, especially post-pandemic.

Yeah, it’s less about anonymity and more about community. Total fuckwads are much more easily able to find other total fuckwads who will support and encourage their total fuckwaddishness (fuckwaddery?) online than they are IRL.

So what you really meant is that 90% of all money isn’t real. And yes, cash is more real than the money in your bank account - even though it is theoretically equivalent - because there are a lot more places that will accept cash than will accept a bank card.

Yep, Ted’s tweet is prime material for @BasedByAccident on Twitter.

When is her suicide scheduled for?

When’s the last time Trump got through an entire paragraph without contradicting himself?

It’s how they convince poor white people who their economic policies fuck over to vote for them - by promising to go after the people they (the poor white people) hate.

Will Rogers nailed it 100 years ago when he wryly observed “I’m not a member of any organized political party - I’m a Democrat.”

The party that is always prattling on about freedom, right to privacy, and limited government demonstrates once again their willingness to throw all those things away when it comes to anybody they don’t like - women, LGBTQ+, Blacks, Muslims, Mexicans, and Democrats.

Nah, he’s so pickled at this point his body will probably not decompose for centuries after his death. 

Yeah, he worked his ass off to get where he is but also recognizes how lucky he is to be where he is so he doesn’t take it for granted like a lot of people would. 

Barrett dodged the question, and everyone already knew where she stood. Of course, anyone with a brain also knew where Gorsuch and Kavanaugh stood as well, but they had to lie until they got another liberal’s seat to make sure they had 5 votes.

Speaking of details, you realize the Senate doesn’t impeach, right? They TRY impeachments brought by the House, which require a simple majority. Like both times Trump got impeached.

Well if you listen to the SCOTUS majority, they’re basically saying every amendment past 10 is worthless, so they’re pretty much one step from throwing THAT question back to the states. I used to think MAGA was all about returning America to the 1950s, but apparently their goal is actually the 1850s.

Yes, but that came after McConnell Jedi mind tricked Harry Reid into abolishing the filibuster for lower court nominees by blocking ALL of Obama’s nominations (which allowed Trump to fill over 100 vacancies in addition to the three SCOTUS seats). I don’t disagree that the GOP will have no shame in eliminating the…

It’s been 25 years since Fuzzy Zoeller dropped that same line on Tiger. My fellow melanin-challenged Americans need to come up with some new material.