Secretary is still one of the most oddly romantic movies I’ve ever seen even though both main characters are completely dysfunctional.

Doesn’t Netflix have to have its films rated by the MPAA in order to submit them for Oscar consideration?

Ironically, one of the swimmers who defeated Lia Thomas in both an Ivy League meet and at the NCAA championships IS a trans man (Iszac Henig of Yale). He was allowed to compete in the women’s division because he has not started testosterone therapy.

The problem still doesn’t exist. Laurel Hubbard finished DFL in Tokyo. Lia Thomas won the national championship in the 500, true - but she finished 5th and 8th in her other two events. Her best times this year were far slower than her pre-transition times. The narrative that it is unfair to let her compete doesn’t…

This man is going to be the greatest NBA player of all time to never get a ring

Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) over here like:

He’s trying to drive the price down by claiming they lied to him about how many of their users are bots. If unsuccessful there, he’ll use the same line to argue that he shouldn’t have to pay the $1 billion that he’s obligated to pay if he walks away from the deal.

Synergy!

Didn’t Mueller essentially say something similar about Trump Jr., that he couldn’t be convicted of collusion because he was too dumb to realize it was illegal to get oppo research from a hostile foreign power?

I mean, the same state elected Marjorie Taylor “Gazpacho police fragrantly violating our rights” Greene. 

Bingo. Trump’s political “genius”, such as it is, is that he’s given GQP voters permission to stop pretending they aren’t racist.

Sure, but 95% of people aren’t interested in achieving that level of proficiency, they just want to have fun playing a fighting game. I can play Smash with my kids and it’s fair because the control scheme is simple enough that they can learn the special attacks.

Me when my hair was in the process of transitioning from towhead to brown hair, and on too little sleep:

“When Mexico Patriot Front sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good…

I have the opposite problem with this one. A road near my kid’s school is wide enough for two cars before the intersection with the main street, but only wide enough for one shortly after the intersection. There are no marked lanes, so when I am stopped at the red light while planning to continue straight through the…

Everybody Trump hired is the best and brightest as long as they kiss his ass and never even mildly criticize him. Once they do that, they’re complete idiots who someone else begged Trump to hire. See also: Barr’s predecessor Jeff Sessions.

Yeah, I’ve never understood the people that want successful business owners - setting aside the fact that Trump is a spectacular failure as a business owner - in charge of the country as the federal government is not meant to turn a profit for shareholders.

Fox News was whining 24/7 about these two guys during the 2008 election:

“Always check on the runway for ice” is the most brutal one I’ve heard of (referencing the Man U airplane crash of 1958). 

Yeah, it was the fans chanting at Lamar Odom, and not having KG, Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, and the first iteration of Playoff Rondo that won that banner for the Celtics.