What else are you going to do?  Work?  

Is this a fucking joke?

One Bad Dog I Met

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

Ah, yes. Nothing screams “I’m going to spend eternity with Jesus Christ” like the tweets in his favorites.

Let’s forget some guys: Paul Lo Duca.

As a Mets fan who has unfortunately been forced to follow Lo Duca’s post playing career.

Hans ... bubby ... I’m your white knight ... 

Upon learning that the tarantula wasn’t a deal-breaker, my two sons have asked for your address and preferred Mother’s Day gift.  My wife is taking it remarkably well.  

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

The “N_-1 + 1" (i.e. always one more than the last time he mentioned them) Angry Democrats are by far my favorite supporting characters in the film script Trump is continually writing in his head. I really wished someone would have asked him, “Could you name one of those Angry Democrats, Mr. President? First or last…

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

“Khalil Mack Has Leg Amputated at Knee by Hidden Battleaxe, Still Strip-Sacks Jared Goff (UPDATE: He Grew Another Leg)“

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.*

Is it 2pm everywhere?

...amphetamized Wet Trump mode...

The Pittsburgh Irates

Ramos got rest the Saturday before. I understand splits but in a September [long shot] wild card race you go with who give you the best chance to win. Having come off a quality start against Washington with Ramos catching you hope that carries over and you have the better hitter in the lineup. But Syndergaard saw…

Hitting well is an understatement. He was in the midst of a 26-game hitting streak and in the game in question Ramos went 3-4 with a double, HR and 3 RBI. Both Nido and Rivera would have gone 0 for. And before anyone starts on “well if they had started a preferred catcher they wouldn’t have needed Ramos’ hits”...the…