I’ll never get over Macho Grande.

If he’s a Celtic, wouldn’t that make him Tack O’Fall?

I think it was his brother, Flagrante Delecto.

What would Trump do, if handed this purloined DNC server? What would he even hope to find in it?

Referee Shot In The Head By Cannon During College Football Game

Smitty was nowhere to be found

“resplendent candyfloss Kangol of hair” was masterful

The Club will have no further comment on this matter.

The status of the competitive eating portion of Saturday’s event is TBD

Anthony Swarzak, who in 2015 suggested Barack Obama was a Muslim

I guess Adam Gase was right when he said he expects this to be a good year for gangrene.

this new ad is absolutely the kind of thing the team will get shamed into taking down within a week

he needed access to his dead father’s body so he could cut off his head

Richard has moved on to a new topic

Given the number of people who appear to be wearing jorts, I would guess the fight started after one of the coaches yelled, “Hit the cutoff man.”

The Blues are known for their tenacious forechucking.

Jeff Wilpon: “My Dad owns the team, and he made me COO, so I must be really smart! I have found an innovative new way to bring a championship to Queens by being penny-wise and pound foolish.”

Thankfully, coolatta heads prevailed.

Hmmm, you’d think that Pitino would just be happy to be coaching a team under a cloud of something other than suspicion.

I’d make a bet with Donald as to when AB’s lawn gets cut, but there’s no wagering at Treesdale.