Actually, they lost 2-0. I point this out not to be a dick, but to highlight the fact that the second run scored when lefty Jerry Blevins gave up a home run to a left-handed hitter (Freddie Freeman). Ordinarily, it’s good move to bring in a left-handed pitcher to face a lefty batter. But the Mets’ “situational lefty”…

instead the man gave a “friendly” hello before continuing on his way

Trump told at least one owner he was going to keep humping the issue

Wait, people who think that government agents are out to get them can be put under involuntary psychiatric hold?

Viva La Stool

New York Mets team neurologist Teena Shetty

Jones used the phrase “at the end of the day” about six times in three minutes. Is it the overuse of a rhetorical crutch, or is he just that anxious to watch Hannity?

CP

Now I know why they call them hurlers.

The station should have realized something was up after he did that theater review of Joseph and the Amazing . . . Shirt.

Did John Daly and Colonel Sanders decline their nominations?

Sliding like he did is pretty Dangervis.

let’s just make sure women get a pelvic exam from their dentist

Somewhere, Bill Veeck is looking down on Sisco Demolition Night and smiling.

LaMelo was not interested in defense

“I have nothing to say to you guys,” he said.

This post prompted me to look at Kevin Elster’s career stats. Prior to 1996, Elster hit 35 homers in 1870 plate appearances. In 1996, he joined the Texas Rangers and hit 24 homers (with 99 RBI, by far a career high) in 596 plate appearances. They must have had a really good hitting coach in Texas that year.

please press 1 now. Again, please press 1 now

Best revenge by a Mexican since Montezuma.

With Jay Cutler a distant second.