I only wish they could have cut to Charlie Steiner the moment she stopped singing.

It will be academic when they find out the donations were all made by John Spano.

“Stay tuned for our retrospective on the 1994 MC Hammer Olympics!”

Saying this is an offense worthy of execution is comparing Applebee’s and Orange Juliuses.

Mexican drug cartels were very interested in hiring Loaiza after they heard he had been taken over the wall 259 times in his career.

Philadelphia, where it’s better to be Big Dick Nick than St. Nick.

But Loria could deduct team debt

Anytime I had to write papers on what you wanted to be when you grew up, mine always was to play Major League Baseball for the Florida Marlins. I got A’s because I poured it out on those papers, on how I’d love to play for the Marlins.

Clearly you are attempting to be humerus in your description of The President of the United States. After all, pretty much everything you state about the President is fake and absolutely false.

Dr. Cappuccino’s recommendation was approved by this guy.

it’s clear the XFL intends to force players to stand for the national anthem

Jets fans have gotten quite used to plenty of nuttin’ from their players.

sat out most of last year with groin and core injuries

I guess Carig’s farewell present to Mets fans was his article last month torching the Wilpons’ stewardship of the franchise. We’ll miss you on the Mets beat, Marc.

If this works out, South Korea may form a baseball team with the Miami Marlins this April.

If anyone should know this wasn’t intended to be a stab in the back, it’s Paul Pierce.

Drive Financial and Santander were able to take advantage of their customers’ desperation and lock them into predatory loans

“It didn’t do anything for me. Maybe if they had brought in a bed that the Obamas slept in . . .”