The Army’s concern is that people could confuse the NHL’s Golden Knights as somehow affiliated with or sponsored by the government

Will it be Ted Cruz?

Bad News, Bares

Stick a Frk in him.

I just hate losing the three home games

Shiels, who’s made 14 caps with Northern Ireland, has had to deal with this a lot throughout his career

“Loser whorl snail only two millimeters long. Clearly losing evolutionary battle. Should just give up and go extinct. Sad!”

The Madoff situation crippled them financially less than 10 years ago.

Caldwell-Pope is not allowed to leave the state, which will result in missed games in Houston and Minneapolis.

I believe it was Confucius who said, “Beware the man who has a bloody sock, and only one tow.”

I just got a mental image of BB King’s guitar in centerfield for the Giants.

TMZ got the bodycam video from his arrest

Sure, but it’s expected that by month two you will have recruited people to sell your cheese, and by the fourth month your recruits will have recruited even more downstream cheese salesmen. At the end of six months, you’ll be a mogul at the top of your own pyramid of cheese.

I guess Jeter learned a few things during all those years he worked near the Fulton Fish Market.

I don’t understand all this talk about butts during an event to determine which skaters have the grandest prix.

PLEASE REPLY YOU LIBERAL PIECE OF SHIT!!

I Was Publicly Humiliated By Papa John

Coming soon to Twitter, the Vonn-Trump family stingers!

For some of the Peralta Community College students, this might have been their only chance to get A’s.

I don’t like people talking to me when I eat