“I am advised by counsel that nowhere in the Constitution does it say that I have to pay for the beer I drank.”

She’s lucky his favorite magician isn’t Doug Hennilingus.

I wouldn’t think that character assassination of a Kizer could cause so much trouble.

they’re going to find out that I don’t fit under the bus

A 33 year-old? Knight still can’t fill Pete Rose’s shoes.

Dude totally misunderstood when someone told him to try Tinder to meet ladies. 

This year the Nets only had temporary Linsanity.

Just wait ‘til the Coyote gets his package from Acme.

the entire Bosna Visoko team sat down

That writer is eating crow this morning

The Giants have reversed the usual order of things. Ordinarily, it goes:

Trump was eager to meet the Penguins, since he heard that most of North America is tired of them winning.

Kinja’d

Probably still hates me guts

No, it’s time to be a dad,” the 32-year-old Chamberlain said. “Karter is in junior high

More like Bossiest Parish.

Once Perez’s resignation becomes effective, the title will revert back to Dr. Conrad Murray.

“I asked myself, what would Jesus do in a time of this chaos?”

Not only that, but I heard a Mountie once got huffy with him!