“What a huckleberry.”

As a non-catcher, he didn’t do squat.

CCU began their investigation into the team after someone sent an anonymous letter to the president of the university alleging that the team was involved in a prostitution ring

the Rangers also agreed to give Odor a pair of nice horsies

“God Has Seen Enough; Schedules 40 Days and 40 Nights of Rainouts”

Speaking of players the Mets should be embarrassed to employ

The Puerto Rican players seem a little upset, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say they’re in a state.

KTVU reports that the player involved was Hee Ten Rhun.

my wife, Ingrid

St. Louis fans think Maroon is a moran.

How is a baseball player supposed to focus on boating, with all the concern over whether a Red on the right will ever be returning?

his performance-based bonus netted him a whopping $64.11

They had ‘Happy Birthday Dont’a Hightower’ on all the screens inside the Jets training facility,” Schefter relayed.

+1 dinosaur

he just powers his way to the basket, lays one over the top, a reverse layup off the board, and all he could talk about is how he won. He picks up Jack and says,

Since it’s the Jets, this could be a fake spike.

Now I know why they call it fire water.

He was cheating to try and time the pitcher. Guys have gotten thrown at for doing that. Might explain the HBP later in the game.

We’re shit, the Mets are saying. Associate us with failure. That’s not how this is supposed to work!

I’ll bet he doesn’t give a fig.