STRAIGHT OUTTA MONCTON

That’s nothing compared to the Jets crashing at Met Life Stadium every year.

he slipped while attempting to get one of the Hamilton players

Wow, so now they make everyone with that kind of beard wear a hat signifying the Travel Ban?

Henceforth known as Jerome “JunK” Schaffer.

More like Red Sax, amirite?

Revis wasn’t officially charged until last night

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Player: Coach, I’m not getting enough minutes.

Trump’s aides cannot figure out how to turn on the lights in the cabinet room

Buffalo: Zubazz good, Zebras bad.

Watching Kellyanne Conway do standup brought the great Rodney Dangerfield to mind. Especially that time Rodney said, “the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”

“Here are the 10 largest F.H.A. lenders, now go and collect settlements from them, regardless of whether they did anything wrong.”

You can’t spell Bol Bol without lol.

The last time I saw video like that, Sally Struthers was doing the voiceover.

“The Giants would have won the World Series in 1908 if Fred Merkle had any self-control.”

Seems fitting, since for the Chargers’ opponents most of the games were over easy.

Francesa had former Sonics coach George Karl in studio today. I’m pretty sure he thought he was interviewing former Jazz coach Jerry Sloan.

I talked to [the Knicks] afterwards, everybody’s on the same page now. They understood it right away after I explained myself to them.