Bah Fuckbugh

Lehigh Crimes and Misdemeanors

Papelbon has filed a grievance against the Nationals

“I’m sorry, son, you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdoch. I’m the co-pilot.”

I’m sorry to hear the news that Stanispassed.

Settled? If that video doesn’t say “ASSumption of risk,” nothing does.

God bless Dick and Joan. Like Doug, their lives were too short.

Sue flay?!? It’s like he can’t frickin’ see.

Turd Ferguson.

“Yeah, that never works.”

Legal with Eagle might work in Chicago, but in Pearland you need the TEXAS LAW HAWK.

“No, no, no, I said to use the stadium of the team that put Matt Williams on ice.”

Easy mistake to make, Tom. After all, there are a lot of kids who are sick and tired of being sick and tired because they weren’t vaccinated.

In related news, Chuck Knoblauch may soon be working at a state farm.

They say raccoons are clean animals, but Philadelphians will still boo sanitary claws.

You’re probably pretty drunk

I just like the fact that they put up a statue for a guy who frequently shit on a Bird.

Damn, I had the under.

“It’s spelled McGehee, and I’m trying to lose weight.”

Barry, your existentialist dogma is what we Mets fans call “positive thinking.”