I’m guessing this had less to do with EZ Pass than an EZ Lass.

Scott Boras doesn’t want him exceeding any speed limits, either.

Who would have thought she’d end up as half of such a hopeless duo.

“I called Frank Thomas a few years ago,” Kaplan told Billboard in 2014. “He insisted, “That never happened.”

Maybe they can still sell it to John Cleese.

The “punch” was a weak and fuckboyish close-fisted mush

If this had happened in the U.S., the bear could have shot back at him, under the right to bear arms.

Hello?

He looks like he can still create some KAOS, as much as that sticks in my Craw.

“I’m bad comedian Payton Manning, and I have cable. No, really, I had a cable inserted in my neck that holds my head on.”

“Immaculata? Great idea! Now I got my Halloween costume!

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Oh, now I know where I’d heard of him before!

“Why, there are so many people winning big with DraftKings, you can’t swing a dead cat by the . . . oh . . . uh . . .”

Wow, that’s just crazy! I haven’t seen a guy use an old-fashioned garter to hold his socks up since they invented Velcro.

I’ve got to learn from it and represent my family name better next week.

Bob Wickman, Jeff Nelson and Mariano Rivera tried to sexually assault him with a baseball bat.

Remember last year, when Harvey was griping that the Mets wouldn’t let him come back and pitch in the majors in September? Remember the “2014 Harvey Day will happen” tweet? The Mets resisted that pressure, and didn’t let him come back. As a result, Harvey had a longer rehab period from Tommy John surgery than most…

Police are also looking for Delon Stephenson’s brother, Daryl

Maybe you want to invite him to our house tomorrow instead of Kevin? You know how I feel about Kevin.