Galooty and a Blowfish

Aaron Hernandez is number 1 with a bullet.

“I am in the process of applying for single cell status.”

He said he hurt it while putting a new tire on his son’s golf cart earlier this week

A test back at the police station revealed that Sydor had a BAC of 0.30

“Now this is a guy who’s waisted.”

Geno’s not going to see this unless you put it on Deadbeat.com.

Bartolo Colon was feeling inspired, too, until he found out they were saying budgie.

“I never thought this could end in a draw.”

IK also paid for Geno’s ticket to Floor ‘em Park.

Lack of leadership, my ass. Geno leads with his chin!

I’ll bet there are people in Philly experiencing DeSchadenfreude.

I know Stacy hasn’t driven in a NASCAR race in three years, but isn’t this kind of rubbing his face in it?

Worst episode of Fernando’s Hideaway EVERRRR

It might, once they figure out he’s not Evander Kane.

You are incorrect. In New York, it’s FOIL. See N.Y. Public Officers Law Sec. 86 (“This article shall be known as the ‘Freedom of Information Law.’”)

Ray Knight socking Eric Davis in the kisser.

“Mexico is not sending its best dogs.”

This doesn’t come with the gore factor that makes most gross injury pictures so horrifying, but it’s still not easy to look at

If there’s video of this, can someone please insert “Holiday Road” as the background music?