He probably got the steroids from one of his jennchmen.

Bartolo Colon is also weigh better.

Man, it’s like he’s a six addict.

More like Slamador, amirite?

Looks like Willie got photo embalmed.

Obviously not her first rodeo.

Grah-o-vac should spend some time in a Dura-cell.

Monica Seles would like to have a word with you, sir.

Nobody wants a snitchy Santa.

I fear this is only going to complicate things between JPP and the Giants. When he wants to make peace, the Giants may interpret that as a big fuck you.

I’m disappointed they didn’t use a Wile E. Coyote mannequin.

Poor Chuck. He can’t even throw shade accurately.

Makes sense. I don’t think he has any more goals.

Why do I keep blurting out non sequiturs? #itsmytourettes

Hey, it’s not like Gee has a Howitzer.

You got this from NBA.com? Are they trumpeting the fact that NBA players commit sophisticated cyber-crimes, as opposed to the NFL’s wife beaters?

Craig Burley says something at the end, but all I could hear was “Feed your lawn. FEED IT.”

Now he lives in dee car.

Tom Brady’s gonna look pretty badass with “4 Games” tattooed on his neck.