I wish her the best, but with this on her record it’s going to be damn near impossible for her to ever be a gun moll again.

+1 wood chipper

Oh good, now people won’t think he’s Jewish.

The real burn was all those New York Rangers fans chanting “Brezhnev sucks!”

Doesn’t seem fair. They didn’t suspend Tiger Woods when it was revealed that his Periscope was up all the time.

Authorities also said they notified Burress’ tax preparer.

He will have to sit out a season before playing for Tulsa

The NFL was an interesting contrast to the New York Jets, who couldn’t stop passing a tax.

Wow, he’s made the last eight years seem like just a weekend at Bernie’s.

“. . . yelled all manor of things at us.”

“Damn, Jim Gray was nicer.”

This explains why he goes off in a Hough after every Caps win.

D. The mall that will be built across 126th Street from Citifield, where land was taken by eminent domain to benefit developers like the Wilpons who have the City Council in their back pockets.

This seating area separated from play by a cheap chain link fence is brought to you by Curtis Granderson's waning power.

He needs to find an attorney who does tortilla law.

Enjoy it now, because in few years they'll be in Calagary or Winniapeg.

If convicted, the pair could face up to five years in prison.

“You’re damn right Iverson didn’t go off for 50 that day, because my defensive play shut his ass down.”

I feel like a horse, yeah. I feel like a horse. I felt like a horse tonight.

That organization is run like crAPP.