Their new nanny is named Mrs. Dontfire.

In honor of Thurman Munson and Cory Lidle, they're not going to let any Yankee captain an airplane, either.

Parnell took his plate, still piled with food, tossed it into a nearby trash can.

"Sounds like somebody needs a good cunt punt."

Any truth the the rumor that he now refers to Bryce Harper as "that long-eared varmint"?

including having a pitching machine fire fastball after fastball directly at it

A bar manager testified today that she saw Hernandez smoking weed outside the bar

Lolo quaffed that flick.

This is more awkward than their 2008 calendar, which had a picture of Donovan McNabb in a tie.

I believe Busch, because I'm pretty sure I heard the announcers say one time that they had to take a round out of his left rear.

Gotta hand it to the Yankees. Most organizations can't even find one Hensley who shouldn't be nicknamed Bam-Bam.

Horachek is listed as day-to-day with a lower self-esteem injury.

chocked her three times

The letter further asserts that Patriots Coach Bill Belichick directed Gill to delay any surgery on Fanene's knee while an effort was made to persuade the player to retire, thus forgoing his bonus.

The Bitch is getting Back up.

Ray Rice didn't have to serve any time when he punched it.

Image via Montana Department of Corrections

a particularly scathing speech after the team's 42-7 loss at Albany

Anybody knows how long jury duty last ?

I struggle today to put on a suit jacket because of my shoulder problems.