The Egyptian kept getting called for traveling because he . . . oh, never mind.

Now seems like the perfect time to correct a longstanding wrong, by changing the team's name to the Maple Leaves.

Adrian Petersen did the same thing in Minnesota, but told the kids not to come back without bread and milk.

Sat what you want, Tim, but I'm sure that Don Lemon is used to biting criticism.

But there is "regret."

police have finally charged Swift with a gun crime

#cansecomet

he couldn't think of a good way to explain two broken legs to his coaches

"Disharmony aboard this ship?!?!"

after getting up to sing her happy birthday he busted out "Who's Your Daddy?"

Sortland made a reference that his "friends/roommates were dead, in heaven, and had committed suicide."

Sideline Reporter: "Congratulations on the win, Jay. What were you thinking when the official signaled the touchdown?"

Text messages between Klemko and King:

They Say That When Blood Hits The Ice, It Bounces

This is when you know your team is down to its last Hopi.

And I think the punishment needs to go beyond a fine. Guys like that don't learn from that stuff. He's been fined 100 times for head-hunting, and he did it to Kelvin [Benjamin] again. You watch the film; it's just what he is.

"I haven't traveled much myself, since I shot that limo driver."

But the Bosnians in St. Louis are so nice!

Dude's an enigma wrapped inside a Riddell.

Police say mommy tried to give birth—on the front lawn of her house. That's what I call a grass placenta sandwich! #DontEatTheBaby