Derek Fisher: "Cole, I just want you to know, getting Carmelo to pass the ball is like pulling teeth."

Based upon that haircut, I doubt Mr. Dater would know pussy play if he saw it.

The NBA has also vetoed the plan of its Houston-based team to change its name to the Sprockets.

chanting "Africa! Africa! Africa!"

During his suspension from USA Swimming, Phelps will be working out with a Canadian Club.

Leave off the last "s" for "sleeping on the job."

Obviously, there are a few more tapes the NFL hasn't seen.

Earlier this year, Phelps announced his return to competitive swimming

And again, I think the prostration is all right.

If that's the case, produce a child to make it to the NFL and then let's see what he got.

the Jets crowd booed the quarterback and chanted "We want Vick"

You think you're crying now . . . Just wait 'til A-Rod shows up for spring training in February.

eyeing which set of crappy headphones he's going to lift

"I shee nothing wrong with shome kidsh trying to make shome shmoney."

They should have described him as the "guy who looks nothing like the people who rioted after the Canucks lost in the Stanley Cup final in 2011."

player brutally knocked out with one punch

I could see this becoming a Cheech and Charlo movie.

His basketball career may be over, but his fencing career is off to a fine start.

Washington, who was accompanied by his wife Geraldine

"Geez, I didn't think anyone would actually do it."