It's amazing how much the media latches on to this stuff. Remember all the fuss when Jason Collins got rid of his beard?

Maybe it was prescribed by his doctor to treat his contact deficit disorder.

"Damn stwaight."

Under the Mets' medical insurance plan, she was required to see a LOBGYN.

Mike's stock may be down, but I'm when he hits the road there will be sunny days ahead.

"Define stoner." LMAO, although I think he missed an opportunity for a line about hash browns.

This reminds of when they banned the police from naming their drug-sniffing dogs "Maradona."

"the Texas judge gave him credit for his time served in Montana"

The coach's defense will be based upon Kansas' Stand Your Ground Game statute.

In Casey's honor, the team sponsor has named the new Medulla Coolatta after him.

"Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have gotten the gas station burritos."

"That's what I tipped your mother, Trebek!"

Next you'll be telling us that Peter King has never been to a Starbucks.

2014 First Team All-Bro

Shuai's sister Fung has suggested that she hang around the house.

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This is the worst post-Derby downfall since Barbaro.

If the scout had been Friendly, this story might have had a Happy Ending.

You should hear Josh's repertoire of CTE jokes!

"Now that's my kind of fighter!"