This really seems unfair, considering that when Modell owned the Browns, fans were conditioned to elimination before the end of training camp.

Nice to see him involved in something where the company is mutual.

Pirates Still Stewing After Controversial Walk-Off Loss

If Paulina dumps him, he won't be McSorley missed by her family.

He's proof that it does adversely affect your game if you spend too much time lining up your putz.

This reminds me of that time Tony LaRussa took the bar exam, and his martini shaker broke.

The Twins knew about Poulson from his recent season with Academy of Art University, where he had an 8.38 ERA for the San Francisco school.

Frank Capra ultimately decided that "It's a Miserable Life" was a little too edgy for its time, so he changed the title of the film and deleted the scene where George Bailey is burned to death after Clarence orders a flaming rum punch.

Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham?

"Well, Mr. Monroe, your prediction came true last year, when we finally got him to enter AA. Thanks for nothing."

He could also have incredibly serious thoughts on salad.

"All I can tell them is don't bother hiring Joe Tacopina."

In keeping with his history, Tulowitzki wanted to keep this on the DL.

When he smoked pot as a 12-year-old, his father told him that he'd smoked pot, too, so who was he to tell his son not to do it?

we also have to make sure that we learn as much as we can about elements of provocation

However, his chins will still be inducted into the identical twins hall of fame.

I applaud him for making a clever escape. Usually guys named Frenchy just surrender.

This seems fitting when you consider that last year's starting third baseman for the Yankees was undone by a zealous dealer.

The Patriots have developed a similar program, in which their players are awarded points for not murdering anyone.

I guess her best event is the pimplechase.