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Pictured: The confluence of the Allegheny, the Ohio and a 12-pack of Iron City.

SNYDER ANNOUNCES TEAM OFFICES TO MOVE TO STERLING, VA

Based upon what I saw in that video, if Kinsler does get drilled, there will be very few witnesses.

you stupid fucking doctor

He stole that from Derrick Coleman, who called the 1994-95 Nets' slide the "Whoop-Dee-Damn-Do."

God, it's like everyone in Buffalo thinks they have amazing wings.

This application is made in good faith and is not intended as a general "fishing expedition."

Police shot a cow in Mt Vernon

An implied "right to privacy" in the U.S. Constitution was first recognized by the Supreme Court in a case involving a Connecticut statute that made it illegal to use a condom. In a perfect example of the law of unintended consequences, we now get to hear it invoked by an unrestrained dick like Donald Sterling.

Took your Smirnoff? They violated your 21st Amendment rights!!

"I didn't have a bad meal all week!" says Matthew Stevens of The Commercial Dispatch.

Suspect No. 1: Hey man, some cops just pulled up outside. You got your gun?

LeBron Went To The Movies By Himself

The Rangers did not hang Girardi out to dry. An NHL defenseman should be able to execute a simple forehand-to-backhand move and then pass or clear the puck. Girardi muffed the play, plain and simple.

I just know I'll be stuck in traffic for Super Bowl LI.

Nicholson's attorney relied on the precedent setting case of Mike Brady v. Sam the Butcher.

If that was the actual score, it looks like it was an old fashioned belly itcher's duel.

There nothing more exciting than watching one of the Mets slide in with a triple bypass.

He was honoring Pierre Francois De La Brioschi, who designed and built the French sceptic system.