Somebody's about to face a sue-plex of litigation.

He'll definitely be a TRUE DAD.

Little help here, Barry - - Should we be making jokes about the 2nd Amendment, or the 21st?

Wong says he believes the bottle was filled with backwash — along with water — and it has caused serious irritation to his eyes.

I always thought of Fiddy as a Mack Daddy; turns out he's a Mackey Sasser Daddy.

Just Manny being Manny Mota.

1 This stuff will probably work with horses, too.

it's like caressing your wife

Lawyer: "This is outrageous! Don't worry, Johnny, we'll immediately file a 12(b)(6) motion."

His wife told police that they are returning to their hometown of Pueblo, Colorado

"That's OK, I wasn't going to have the surgery done there anyway. Oh, wait, you said public assembly?"

strong winds ripped it to shreds weeks later

Yeah, this wasn't the best way to find a few new hurlers.

Transactions 5/14/14: Mets sign OF Tim Salmonella.

He was depressed because his "I'd run a mile for a Camel" ad campaign never took off.

Thankfully for Joe, he's better known these days for trying to steal a kiss.

But surveillance video didn't show him putting down the butter

If Fred Wilpon had been around back then, Cicotte would still be receiving deferred payments.

the bar would have been located at one of New Brunswick's busiest intersections and created a traffic hazard

Defraudliest Catch