• James Franco says he is shy around women. This means you're going to have to make the first move, ladies (unless you are a teenager on Instagram). [ONTD]

Sounds like you guys have it wired! I, on the other hand, love my husband only enough that I would probably have hung out outside the theater eating popcorn and waiting for him to come out, rather than ditching him entirely.

Oh jesus, yeah the hairline. He's just the bastard child of an unholy threesome: little bit of brando, little bit of nicholson, little bit of wells.

He knows it!

Tyler Perry is having a kid.

Dodai DB!

I think the real question here is whether the nothing burger will be followed by cake or by pie.

I'm eyeing the 2nd from the left for myself.

When I came out, my mom told me:

Bailey Daley

True. Stage is hot. But I'd hate to have my underwear get all sweaty and see-through and then migrate up my arse crack in front of all those people. But that's just me.

Lux Interior, lead singer of the Cramps, used to do a lot of shows buck naked. It wasn't pretty, but made for a damn fun show. May he rest in peace.

I have only heard 10 seconds of one song of hers, and that was more than enough. THAT VOICE. How could someone with that voice be PAID to SING?

Yes, I hated Gwen's song choices and weird dancing posture, but lady looks slammin'. She has to be bathing in the blood of virgins while a painting with her likeness ages rapidly in an attic.

My immediate reaction to this existing is that no one should ever attempt another lip sync battle after the Emma Stone Lip Sync Occasion.

Maybe they meant Rosh Hashana (Sept. 24-26 this year).

I would like to also point out that there's no shame in following use of the f-word: "Fucking magnets. How do they work?"

*Narrows eyes* I am married to one of you people and it makes me sick.

I disapprove of tucking. I'm an anti-tucker! First thing I do when I get to a (my) hotel room is to untuck that shiz! A tucked bed is a foot jail. I am not a mummy!