Rooney Mara needs to be in an Audrey Hepburn bio STAT.

Now I want dearly to erase the suggestions that immediately came to mind...

WTF is a sterling silver straw used for?! Is this the new silver spoon?

Every episode of Friends/movie Jennifer Aniston did=no bras. I watched Picture Perfect a few weeks ago and it was all I could see. It was almost like she was acting in lingerie for half the movie. Personally, I’m jealous. I can’t do the no-bra thing but I have always wanted to.

No.

Sure, it's "fashion" when she does it, but it's "poor" when I do it!

I'm a huge fan of Kerry Greenwood's Phryne Fisher series. It's set in Australia in the 1920s, she's a PI and flapper, and she takes her lovers and cares not for social norms. Love, love, love it. I found the TV show on Netflix and then decided to check out the books. Totes worth it. Since I'm a blusher, this is just…

All I can see is Apocalypse Now Marlon Brando. I want to unsee it and get back to Guys and Dolls Brando, but I can't.

Liam Neeson: leather, wood shavings and mint. And I'm swooning at my computer right now, thanks. ;)

That's why I'm not an entertainer. It has nothing to do with my (lack of) talents!

SERIOUSLY. She stopped aging at 25!

I feel the same. I cannot fathom how people would pay money to see her, especially because I find her voice absolutely grating. HOWEVER, if I was fit and famous, I'd do all my shows in my undies because it gets hot as hell up on stage. I might just be naked because seriously, fuck it all. Too damn hot.

"Two of the biggest stars in music today" made me grumble out loud. Jimmy, hire me to make your introductions! I can do so much better! Ready?

I think the craziest thing is that MG would TOTALLY wear a similar suit. Freeeeeaaaaky.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, is that you?

I would wear any one of those suits up there, though preference would be given to the two worn by the women standing on the left. LOVE.

I totally started this trend LAST fall by wearing my purple sweatshirt nearly every day to drop my kids off to school. It has a built-in turtleneck. It's the single greatest article of clothing that I own.

Everyone knows that if you don't tuck in the sheets, a ghost will eat you feet.

These reminded me of a woman who would come to the movie theater where I worked and get a large popcorn with butter in the middle and on top and then get a SIDE of butter. She was like Julia Child: Horror Movie Version.

I was so hoping someone would mention that movie! Doris Day & James Garner 4-eva!