I don’t know much about either of them, so I don’t have any particular stake in/impression of their relationship. BUT: I really hate it when couples that tabloids have spent YEARS saying are about to break up actually DO break up. (see also: Garner/Affleck)
Kimtastic
Kimtastic
I would use it to drink $16 wine because I have my priorities straight, but that’s just me.
Fancy catheter?
It’s used for snorting caviar.
It’s for blowing smoke up her own ass.
The truly curious thing about that is that they only asked for one. So whatever they plan on using this insane straw for, they’ll be sharing it...
Stainless steal drinking straws are the best way to drink a smoothie while being kind to the enviornment. I’d like to thank Oprah for helping me embrace the simple pleasures that life has to offer.
My parents used to rent a beach house from an ‘eccentric’ billionaire who would only drink out of a sterling silver straw. She kept one at the yacht club and they would bring it out to her with her G&T on a literal silver platter.
It’s so her ladybug can sip her kombucha in style.
Not if you have big boobs. Bras are a lifesaver and a backsaver.
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Also this:
"What if you're in your 30s, can you wear leggings as pants?"
Wouldn't we all love to wear leggings and hang out with Eudora all the time?
Does anyone else have that horrible Friends phenomenon of realizing that you're older than they are meant to be and freaking out? They seemed SO GROWN UP when I was a teenager.
Literally, the only thing I would want to wear in this whole show is this gilded feather cape...thingie.
OF COURSE U PUPPETS AT JEZEBEL WOULD IGNORE THE REAL STORY
Seth Cohen can die in a fire as far as I'm concerned. That jerk killed Dave Rygalski, the only good boyfriend Stars Hollow ever saw.
I love Goopy. She is clearly not self aware which makes the shit she says hilarious. But. I bought her book for my sickly grandmom and all her recipes are great and she was Margot Tenenbaum and she donates shitloads of money to Planned Parenthood. Now, Curated Pickley on the other hand, ugh.
Sigh. As the leader of WeePiglet's Brownie troop, I find myself bashing up against this kind of crap ALL. THE. TIME.