As a former barista (for over five years!), this makes me want to both throw up and scream. This sounds unsanitary! Also, BURNS. Espresso machines are raging burn machines. What if you spill the coffee? How? I just can't.

Jillian Michaels face tells me everything I need to know. When she thinks it's too much, IT IS TOO MUCH.

I did the same thing! I had a coworker who was studying photography in college who took our photos. She was so fabulous and all the photos are fantastic! She edited a few, but I got a disk of all the originals. Best deal ever AND she got portfolio work.

You sound like AWESOME people to be friends with! I hope your photographer had fun, too. It must get boring doing all the same poses all the time!

Don't care about the NY vs Paris vs the rest of the world fashion stuff. Just came to say:

Almost Famous, Synecdoche, New York, The Savages, Before the Devil Knows Your Dead...he was just great in everything.

Issa Rae, I will sign that petition! NATIONAL DELETE DAY NEEDS TO BE A THING!

Preeeetty positive that my sexual awakening can be attributed to Newsies and Labyrinth. Good god, David Bowie and his tights and the singing Christian Bale! Oooo, I just came up with a GREAT movie idea... :)

Christian Bale has been pretty harsh on Newsies, but I saw part of Reign of Fire and think he should let us ladies alone in our love for him.

Bonus points for the Veggie Tales!

THIS is how you do pregnancy chic! However, only one question: did she pull and Emma Thompson and flat-heel it? Because she would be my hero if she did!

I worked for an older gay man right out of college and was astounded when I realized that he vehemently hated women. He surrounded himself with women and used every opportunity to make himself more powerful by cutting them down and treating them like shit. Eventually, the vitriol turned to me as I rose in the company…

That Nanny West needs to get it together!

Her dress is shouting, "I'M IMPORTANT,TOO, PEOPLE. PAY ATTENTION TO ME. STOP TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND, THE TWERKED-UPON TWERP."

This is what happens when my cat is usurped for my lap throne by my one year old.

This is what happens when my cat is usurped for my lap throne by my one year old.

Evidence exhibit A:

I immediately thought, "Who killed Nemo and made him into a purse?!" Poor clownfish.

Jolie Kerr, you're my hero! I'm subscribing right now to YoCP!

That only took all my brain power for a Saturday. Whew.