I will join you in your quest! We must start by making funny wombat gifs.

OMG IT' LIKE A BEAR AND A PUG HAD A BABY BUT EVEN CUTER!

Burt recommended my post! Contact high!!!

What is that and where can I see it in carrot stealing action?!

Me: Giraffes usurp cats?! Over my dead body!
Ellipses [my cat, obvs]: Exactly.

Yes to all and this: it was more fun watching my kids react to WDW than the whole trip for me. (I was pregnant, so I had very little personal fun!) It's really crazy how much they loved it. My daughter still talks about it a year and a half later! And she was only 2 when we went.

I didn't want you to think I was trolling. I just thought that I should somehow represent those smart people who get a trip to WDW from their parents as a wedding gift and aren't all Disney crazy. I certainly don't understand the people who obsess over Disney. Except maybe Hispter Disney.

I went to Disney for my honeymoon and took my kids with me. Of course, it was before my wedding, my parents and sisters came, and it was the least like a honeymoon ever. But it was fun!
(Um, some context since writing this sounded creepier than I thought: instead of a big wedding, my hubs and I opted to go to Disney…

No, no, no, please stay and make more puns! Puns are my life.

I checked to see if it was Lindy, too! As I was reading the Lady Gaga bit, I thought to myself, "This is such a great Dirt Bag! Is Lindy writing a weekend DB?" But no, it's one of the best commenters ever, Burt! GO BURT!

BURT! BURT! YOU ROCK! SIGN MY POST!

My kids (6 and 4) still say "Pick my treat!" And I let them. It's the truth.

I'm never going to NOT associate Kim Kardashian with durian fruit now.

Paris Hilton dressed up as Miley Cyrus for Halloween. Is it weird for a famous(ish) person to dress up as another famous person? They've probably met, right? Would you dress up as one of your more successful colleagues for Halloween?

NOEL, I LOVE YOU!

Once I get past that wall (which is a fairly short distance in my current state), I feel all sorts of awesome.

You are due a very, VERY nice note!

I was seriously confused by his cake. Did a friend make it? Did I make it and have blacked out all remembrance of it? Because that looks like my high-aspiring/crap-aqciring handiwork right there.

I totally got the feeling that the whole thing was staged (and probably set up initially by the fiancé) and everyone was in on it. I do hope she gets invited back to talk about her org. Alone! In the studio!

Thanks! I am looking forward to it so much. I'm also looking forward to getting into running more because I still sort of hate it for the first 10 minutes. Does that go away?!