OMG when I was a little girl, my mom made a Merryweather costume for me and I WORE THE CRAP OUT OF IT. It was by far the best costume I've ever had!

I got Mirena last December (on my birthday! Happy birthday to me-no more babies!). The insertion was pain free. I've read different experiences in the comments but I didn't feel anything during insertion and the gyno told me I have a tiny uterus. (She actually exclaimed, "Oh my your uterus is super tiny!" Which made…

Here is my only celebrity story:
Back in 2002, I was a senior in HS and worked weekends as a receptionist at a local real estate office in NJ. One weekend a very nice, very normal looking woman in a flowery sundress and big white hat came to fill out paperwork for the purchase of a house. We shared popcorn and small…

I'm going to the 26th annual Celtic Classic tomorrow and am super excited to learn all about clans and crests and heritage! If you are anywhere near Bethlehem, PA, it's worth the trip! Kilts everywhere, Highland games, Celtic crafts, beer...
So.Much.Fun.
www.celticfest.org

Thank you, Your Majesty. deep curtsy

Cinnamon top, burnt orange skirt, and warm chocolate suede pumps? Done and done!

I offer my services as a Pumpkin Lady-in-Waiting.

And I have agreed with you before and still do now! ROOTS, MAKE MY EARS STOP BLEEDING AND MAKE ALL THE CHILDREN'S MUSIC.

My mom would never fart in front of her husbands (3), but she did have a daughter with no shame (ME!) who would fart, burp, and even yell across the Girl Scout camp that she needs a maxi pad.
Slightly related, thinking of celebrities pooping makes me giggle. And makes them seem more real.

Utter BOLLOCKS!

That wig on Anna Faris killed the whole look. It's hideous.
Kelly Osbourne looks AH-mazing. Seriously lovely.
Cobie Smulders dress is so lovely except at the bust where her boobs disappear.
Lastly, Julie Bowen irks me to no end when she talks. I'm glad she didn't win, based on nothing but her Ryan Seacrest interview.
Actua…

I wanted my older two to be gnomes when they were toddlers. I lost to Supergirl and Harry Potter, so I'm okay.
I loooove the toadstool idea! That would be so super cute!

My six year old son is obsessed with art (I KNOW-KID JACKPOT!) and he said he wants to be Vincent van Ghoul. The dead artist, not the Scooby Doo character.
I'm seriously looking forward to watching this kid grow up!

My grandmom is a professor, and she isn't egotistical or stuffy at all. (Nor were many of her peers at the county college where she worked—but many were and even more so at the Ivy League university where she got her doctorate. Ego happens.)

Scott Eastwood is my new freebie. Sorry, hubs, but I need that cigar-toting babe in my life (bed).

Or at least say, "Yeah, sure, I'd love to help you out! Can we be friends forever now? Have lunch? Let me hold your adorable baby?"

Party pooper here: Let's also mention that as BADASS as contraception is, it came at a high cost to many women, especially women of color. Sanger supported eugenics through contraception and sterilization, and her drug trials in Cuba (? I think?) killed and sterilized scores of women.
Also, the first batch of…

Party pooper here: Let's also mention that as BADASS as contraception is, it came at a high cost to many women, especially women of color. Sanger supported eugenics through contraception and sterilization, and her drug trials in Cuba (? I think?) killed and sterilized scores of women.
Also, the first batch of…

I would love to have at least one pair of her fab shoes!

I'd probably do the same! Back in high school, it was quite the fantasy to be a princess and he was the perfect choice. Now that I'm older, it just looks exhausting. I'd much rather write grants than be a princess!
ETA: I'd love to have the clothes though. Seriously. LOVE.