Thank you for your solid anecdotal information about smiling. I have a few very chipper friends and family (the kind who always smile, even at the ass-crack of dawn) and I suppose they are used to it.
I wish I could smile all the time. I have reasons! I'm just not the type to outwardly display them.

They always look so happy. Does smiling that much hurt? Or does your face just get used to it? Do you think they get in their limo and frown all the way home, not from actual disappointment but just to relax?
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Michael Kors: For the Sexy Schoolmarm With Wealthy Relatives in You

I just watched Firefly and thought I recognized her! Ah, Alias, how I miss you.

Zack Galifianakis, you rock. Fuck the TFF. Your wife is in labor and you have to BE THERE. Grab RDJ and get a move on.
Wait, wasn't he in that movie already?

I saw Ed Sheeran on an episode of Never mind the Buzzcocks and I have to admit: I love him. Love. He is adorable and funny and just so damn forthright. More Sheeran in the Beat!

All I could think while reading this was, "Wasn't that a Brendan Fraser/Alicia Silverstone movie?!"
Thank you for remembering the title. I'm going to go watch it now!

Now every time I think of something gross, I'll picture an ewe instead. Wins all around!

I just finished reading something terribly sad, so those panda names are just what I need. I humbly add this atrocity:

I had the misfortune of taking a sip of my tea at the exact moment I read through your comment.

ALSO:

Guys. Guys. GUYS.

I came here to ask the same thing! That is perfectly swirled chest hair. How?! Is it brushed?
Can I touch it??

Ahhhhh! Love that movie so much and that line cracks me up!!!

My grandmom raised four boys in the fifties and sixties on formula, just like a majority of (white, middle class) women at that time. My uncles all survived!
You do you. I breastfed my first two for about 4-5 months and then bottle fed them and they are incredibly smart and awesome. I'm breastfeeding my 10 month old…

I'm blonde with blue eyes, but my husband has black hair and brown eyes. I was obviously hoping for a miracle!

I named my daughter Ava in the hopes she would look like Ava Gardner. She's blonde with blue eyes. Hormones...

When I heard it, I thought, "Justin Timberlake and Timbaland did this years ago! Even the 'hey hey hey' sounds copied!" So I'm not at all surprised that Thicke possible ripped off another artist. I'm going to google the Gaye song now.

I had to scroll all the way back up, but it was totally worth it.
Uterus clouds!

I think finding a bedspread that you like is just one of those Damn Hard Grown-Up Things. It doesn't sound hard at all, but if I'm going to plunk down $150-$300 (or more) for something on my bed, which I will sleep on and under, it has to be just right. I've been searching for my perfect bedspread for four years. Some…