As a mom to two little girls, I hope to be as awesome as your mom. I am seriously going to start my oldest in Kindergarten half cocked.

I guess not being able to use the stove would get me to workout. Or eat out.

Heather Locklear is dating a top plastic surgeon, which is like the rest of us dating a Little Debbie snack cake factory.

Me too! Blue looks better on Aurora anyway. Plus, blue is my favorite color. Blue all the way!

I was Merriweather for Halloween when I was 7 or so and LOVED THE SHIT out of my costume. I wore it all the time.

This is EXACTLY how I look when looking at cute animals/babies/Tilda Swinton dancing. But without makeup and my hair all a mess.

Put that face away before my husband comes home!

Me too! I ended up on scruffy but could take him any way.

There is so much HOT in that top image, I just about busted. Clean-shaven Tom Hardy killed that for me, though.

That is my new favorite word!

I'm sort of proud of Carey Mulligan for stealing a Leo kiss. Girl has chutzpah!

Ahhhhhhhh...Blue Ivy is so cute! Now I kinda feel yucky looking at those pictures because they all look so normal, and I'm reminded that they are real people.

I have so much love for this!

I just assumed he was referring to the flying car at the end. Then I laughed and laughed!

The only thing that would make this better is Dancing Tilda Swinton.

My best friend in high school (in the late 90s/early00s, mind you) had the original Jane Fonda DVD and used it all.the.time. She is in fantastic shape as always. The Fond has moves.

I thought I was having a good day until I saw this. Now I am having the BEST DAY EVER! I also started crying a bit because this seems like something that would make Roger Ebert smile, too.

THANK YOU! Not ththis care at all. Not at all. Really.

That tweet from Riff Raff has made me rethink my life direction and choices.

I want a tiger and a box STAT.