Fat guy here. My doc (coincidentally from Mayo referenced above) recommended that I go on a low carb diet (not keto per see which is <20 carbs, I shoot to stay around 40-50), and try to combine that with a version of intermittent fasting where I hold out on eating in the am till 10am (I can now normally go till lunch…

Yes, Catherine O’Hara! Yes, Schitt’s Creek!

First, I just want to say a big congratulations to Team Cabaret Schitt’s Creek. You guys were awesome.

Low-hanging fruit, but still not nearly as childish and offensive as the average tweet coming from the bankrupt conman sitting in the White House.

I’ve read that the people on the UK Love Island are terribly bored and condoms are left everywhere.  In other words, agree with KT, above.

True story: I just came back from a month-long trip to East Africa and while we were in the Serengeti our guide told us that male lions can’t run as well as female lions because their balls rub together and it’s very painful, apparently.

This is the correct headline. “White woman convicted of crime she obviously committed. Demands to see manager.”

oh my god oh my god oh my GOD

What an utter nightmare. Infertility can be rough enough as it is, but the sheer emotional trauma of carrying and giving birth to two children only to learn they’re not yours, and having to give them back is horrible - and that’s before we factor in the ridiculous amount of money they spent on it, too.

The night I met my husband. We met through a mutual friend, a group of us hanging out at some gay bar, and I said to him, “I’m not ready to go home. Do you want to get a drink somewhere else?”

It’s extremely rare that a cyclist puts anyone in danger by not being “experienced in driving in traffic.” It’s even more rare that a cyclist would put anyone besides themselves in danger by doing so. On the other hand, car drivers are piloting around several tons of metal at very high speeds, so when they fuck up…

The “tall guy” is Shep Rose from Southern Charm! He is a disaster man-child who almost certainly hooked up with Scheana the night before the wedding based on instagram stories showing them together.

My nail tech told me she slept with Jax multiple times WHILE he was dating Britney. And that Jax would call her (the nail tech) at all hours of the night, 3 am 4 am, 5 am for a booty call (cocaine). In his bathroom he had tons of pills that could be used recreationally too. He’s such a bad guy, as our most of the…

After sitting in many board meetings personally (part of my job), and after the garbage that was done to people like Ke$sha, Kelly Clarkson, JoJo, and countless others, I am never on the side of the record label, and am never inclined to believe whatever they put out. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like Taylor…

And ~50% of the population still can’t work out why the “frat house” culture of CompSci and software development is a really terrible thing.

Shhh. Don’t tell anybody

Zoe could wear pink crocs, a garbage bag cinched at the waist with a drapery tie back and I would still think she is one of the most beautiful persons I have ever seen. 

I’m 39 and have also worn thongs my entire adulthood. I think whether they’re comfortable or not really depends on your body type - for me they’re more comfortable because my butt/hips are somehow shaped so that full coverage undies will give me a massive fabric wedgie, whereas thongs will just kinda sit there and…

This made me chuckle! I’m close to being 60 and have worn thongs since my teenage years. Sexy? No, just so stinkin’ practical. Underwear bunches up in pants and feels all scrunchy, but thongs stay right where they’re supposed to. I admit to buying lace-free, embellishment-free thongs. They’re my every day underwear. …

“Oy! Ah! Penel!” is not the kind of language that anyone would consider inappropriate unless it was accompanied by awooga eyes or grabby hands. I have no idea what Tatler is on about.