Fucking brava, Anna.

I would like to point out that my happiest moment as a cheap-ass bride was when I realized I didn’t need alterations for my dress.

Regarding that “God *will* judge”. Here’s a copy paste from to-know-javale post on Gawker’s post on this issue.

This is a good point. There are things about my husband that drive me absolutely bonkers and which we fight about regularly, that of course I would love to see change. But I also know that, even if that change never happens, his positive attributes and the strength and value of our relationship are worth holding on…

GUYS

I’m perfectly .... AVERAGE!

Pro tip- if your takeaway from this awful story is to make it all about your own personal hurt dudefeels...you might not actually be as “nice” as you think you are.

We do. However, we live in England. We drink it the next morning to deal with raging hangovers from the wine.

The fact that she’s in pajamas, but full stage makeup leads me to believe that her response is about as genuine as the senate’s rebuttal to the the State of the Union address that nobody watches.

Always relevant.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them”

The resemblance between Paula Patton and April Love Geary is striking:

Still, his performance in The Fault in Our Stars wasn’t half-bad.

Karen Elson looks pretty great. And she actually dressed for the theme. The people who don’t dress for the theme and who wear short and/or boring dresses infuriate me. If you’re at the Met Gala, you’re probably rich and hot. You have the opportunity to wear a crazy elaborate ballgown, something 99.9% of women will…

I mean, it looks real and all...

A few years ago my girlfriend and I went to a new restaurant that had just opened, and we had heard their food was good, and the manager was a real fun guy.
We had dinner, and over dessert a couple at the next table asked for a dessert menu. The manager said they only had one dessert this night, “Chocolate Mouse”.
The…

The key point here is: “if you’re not grateful every day that you found this person.” If you aren’t STOKED that this is your person, let them go. Regardless of your doubts, fears, navel-gazing, everyone deserves to be with someone who is just delighted that they found the one. If you aren’t that person, let them go…

I read that as “chitlin allergy.” It seemed unusually specific.