I fucking LOVE putting together IKEA furniture. It’s super calming actually. I think it’s because I work at a desk job and it’s nice to do something with my hands every once in a while? Glass of wine, good movie on the screen, and IKEA furniture = perfect.

I never thought about IKEA as a major step in a relationship...until I arrived at IKEA and realized the whole place was laid out exactly like the IKEA where my parents (and my partner’s parents) had taken us both shopping children. Both of us were struggling with Oedipal conflicts before we’d even gotten to the…

Me too! I think it all boils down to my love of puzzles, and my ability to follow instructions. The only conflicts my husband and I have in assembling IKEA furniture is that he wants it to make sense, I insist that following the instructions, even when it seems to make no sense, is the right path. I win.

I like IKEA. I don’t find it stressful or temper-fraying. I enjoy building the furniture; I have assembled furniture for my friends, even, because it’s fun. Snobs and haters can go suck on a FINANSIELL.

“For them, a wife is a reflection ON you, while a daughter is an extension OF you.”

Gimme some boob tape, i got this.

Pnina Tornai

I don’t want to get married, but I’ll take these two. Just wrap them up, please.

Naeem Khan does some sleeves on his other designs. They’re exquisite.

I feel like you owe us a Pnina Torne overview.

Classic de la Renta

This performance is like, crine, praise hands emoji, yaaaas

I like looking at my friends’ vacation pictures just as much as I like posting mine. I think you have to be a very bitter, jealous person if it bothers you to see your friends having fun abroad. Same with relationship pics. Be happy for your friends!

Jay Zé

And, like, the WHOLE POINT is that if you have to be extraordinary in order to get paid the same as mediocre white men, THAT’S UNFAIR.

And be the best, if that’s what it takes. If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.

WAKE UP AN HOUR EARLIER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF GIRLIER!

Dying. This is too great. I also love the “natural looking makeup!” line. A dude at work once told me he didn't think I was wearing any makeup. Um: foundation, powder, eyeshadow, subtle eyeliner, mascara. He might just be an idiot though.

OMG, non Australians know Dance Academy existed? Hurray!

Head, shoulders, knees and toes! They also have eyes and ears and a nose and a mouth!