when I get super-sad (post-breakup, etc) I find it really hard to eat, and usually drop a bunch of pounds. but according to observers, deep depression is a really good look for me.

He's hysterical (and a little creepy) as "Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne" in Kimmy Schmidt.

I hate being pedantic*, but the cashier isn't the barista, the barista is the one making the custom coffee drinks (as opposed to just pouring hot coffee), although sometimes they will switch roles.

It helps to respond to the "excuse me, has anyone told you...." line with your own.

Or how about this: employers hire the staff appropriate to the workload.

Overrun by senior citizens.

So, Kimmy, then.

From the linked article:

no but I did

1. Get mistaken for a female prostitute
2. Got 2nd degree burns form a pop tart
3. Hit Tony Hawk in the face with a poster.
4. Made national news for swearing at BYU
5. learned how to make home made reeses

so i mean, i've got my list of accomplishments too

Not that I'm trying to make my first comment ever a reason to start a war, but, I have something to say about that EGG costumer.

Not me. If anything, the fact that she's having to do what women so often have to do, be conciliatory or gracious in the face of bullshit, shows that her training to be a sports celebrity has already started.

So I was taking the drink order of a 25 top. I reached perhaps the 15th or so person, and the first guy who's order I'd taken shouted "HOW THEM DRINKS COMING, CHIEF?!"

finally: a flower crown idea I can get behind. gorgeous makeup, too! what is that lip color??

Can we start doing a little contest where we predict exactly what these inevitable "apologies" will say before they're released? Winner gets a bucket full of the apologists' tears or something. I'll start:

Oh, I have a wonderful example of this in action. I'm at work. Myself and the other women in the office start feeling weird. Headaches, dizziness, etc. We think we can smell gas. We become concerned. The men are all "whatever, you are all crazy". This goes on for a couple hours. We are feeling really gross. The men…

The show is amazing, delightful and funny, and you should definitely watch it. I don't know what show Sandytaco is watching.

Why the hell does anyone make palazzo pants in general.

driplo droplo

I'm Navajo and I loved this show. While I cannot comment on how the Asian community thinks of Dong, I feel pretty strongly about the Native American arc. In the third episode where Mrs. Vorhees parents are introduced, I died. I thought they captured a part of Native Americans that I don't see in media: our sense of…

I'm not Native American (at least not very much), so I'm not going to tell them what they should and shouldn't be offended by. But I find the "legit" Native American characters (Jenna's mom and dad back in South Dakota) to be great modern portrayals of Native Americans. Dad was in the Air Force and mom is just as…