We got married by proxy, which means we were military overseas, so people stood in for us in Montana. We weren't even at our own wedding. We got good news in an email and the certificate later in the real mail.

Is this what you want? :)

shit damn that's a nice ring though

Anecdote!

Maybe we should do a survey of non-cheapie weddings! Like, only want to hear from people who paid $20K and up...

My civil union/wedding was $150, my upcoming divorce will cost about $200. Well worth the extra $50

My sister and I both had courthouse weddings several years apart. A few years later, our divorce papers were finalized two days apart. Each year, we spend that middle day doing awesome things and in general being happy that we are no longer miserable unto death. On our third divorce-aversary she gave me the…

At one point, she asked if he would consider quitting his job to be a stay-at-home father given how much he wanted a baby. "That just wasn't the plan he had in mind," she said.

Look at this woman!! Gorgeous.

fuck this jackass. Also you KNOW he thinks hes sounding so goddamn smart in this statement. Its such typical "I'm in college at the moment and obviously know everything" bs. I MEAN GUYS HE USED THE TERM "SEXUAL MORES." HES SO SMART.

What can I say? Missy made her Lose Control.

It's a bit Mugatu, yes?

"Obey my dog!"

I wished she was Lindsey Lohan's real mom.

Theoretically, since she was doing EXACTLY the entire point of her job that they hired her to do, they should give her a raise.

Awesome.

Imma let you finish. Wait, no I'm not; I have a penis.

I pants my husband whenever he's wearing pj type bottoms. That's not why he hates me.

The other day I witnessed a mother grabbing her (13 year old?) son by the front of his shirt and saying "don't you EVER do that again" for being snotty to the cashier at a coffee shop.

you're lending evidence to the stereotype that pregnant women are useless employees while undermining your female colleagues.