Conqueror is SO good.

Holy shit that dress. And I've always thought she was beautiful, but she and the dress only accentuate and make each other look better. I've never seen her more gorgeous, and never in my life seen a more breathtaking dress.

I'm only replying to because I, too, am in the grays and thus this doesn't count as approval of your gross justification for statutory rape that I'm going to go ahead and assume you've committed.

Like Coopah-Troopah?

Her room may be messy but her bar is immaculate.

I know this is an urban legend-ish sounding kind of story, but I know a woman who checked into a hotel room once and smelled something a little off. She looks under the bed and there is a dead body. Apparently, a woman was murdered and put under the bed the night before, so relatively fresh, you know? My takeaway:…

Amen. If I could fly unconscious, I would.

Story time: I once worked as the midnight desk clerk at a seedy motel in a California resort town. The managers were a horrible, racist elderly couple who treated the housekeeping staff like dirt. One night, I rented a room at 2am to a bunch of hippies who pulled up in a van and paid cash. They seemed like they were…

Tina Fey (via Matt Lauer) really nailed this one:
"I'm always amazed at what women will do because they're afraid of being rude,"

White ppl have so much fucking privilege they can get cops to take time off from beating and shooting black ppl to play jokes? WTF?

Man. Those paparazzo are like school in summertime!

School in summertime?


Yep! No Class!

Oh, come on, Kal Penn! You're not the only person who watches Drag Race! Don't steal Ru's ideas and pawn them off on Twitter.

Yep. My son, at 8 years old, was all sad in the car when I picked him up from school because, and I quote, Imani 'rejected' him. I explained that she didn't reject him, she just didn't like him the way he liked her, and that's going to happen a lot in life, and that it is OK, and Imani is still a nice girl, and he's…

Right? How could someone spend a significant amount of time around the magnificence of Amy Poehler and not have a lil bit of it rub off on him/her?

Yes Kal Penn, and with free cocktails!

Are people never allowed to grow and evolve in their perspectives? When I was 17-20, I regularly espoused my beliefs that civil unions were fine, being trans was all made up nonsense, that abortion was wrong,and that affirmative action is bullshit.

"They're broke, but they're also, like, white upper-middle-class privileged people," says Glazer. "It's not real rags-to-riches. It's fake poor. They could always move home if they needed to."

CATCH UP that was a great episode. Very funny but also very sweet.

Leslie Knope's daughter is PISSED.