I worked the drive thru at McDonald's as a teenager. I was the perky, "Have a super day!" girl on staff that I'm sure everyone hated. I'm positive they were staring at my back, silently wishing the swift and inevitable crushing weight of adulthood on my chipper demeanor. Who could blame them?

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

These customers remind me of the dumbest person I ever had walk through the doors of the Borders I managed after college.

EMT is not one of those jobs.

Somebody's got dibs, doe. ;)

From solely the quotes in that article, it sounds like she does have an eating disorder or is sinking into one :/ Working out too much, eating very little, selective eating when she does, feeling pressure to be thinner and thinner, and, well, she's really thin...

There is too much pressure to have a perfect body especially if you are in the entertainment business. Fat shaming and skinny shaming are both bing problems. However in Giuliana's case she seems to show signs of serious food issues. http://tailsofamermaid.com/2011/06/giulia…

/rant begin

Leslie Jones is living my DREAMS

1. Him making the cat dance on me isn't a euphemism. It's just a stupid couple thing we do in private bc we're cat people.

Tom Felton continues to be adorable.

Step 1: do whatever you want. Step 2: repeat every goddamn day.

This is like, the ur-example of what "privilege" actually is and I will draw on it forevermore.

Hey man, can I just say how much I identify with you right now? I'm a person with a temper. I know this about myself, and I work on it, but sometimes I slip up. I am terrified of having kids. But the only thing that terrifies me more is having kids, fucking up, and not being able to talk about it to anyone because…

I'm an adoptive mom. When my kid was going through issues you know what I was doing? I was looking in to temporary residential care or other programs to help treat my child, not removing her from the family. My DHS was supportive, they know her behavior warranted the discussion. Thankfully we found counseling and…

I heard if a woman has had three children, and you put your ear to her vagina, you can hear the ocean.

Some women just don't get it. They're a condition wherein some women have really tight vaginas, and it actually takes a lot of foreplay to make penetrative sex possible. I am one of those women, and my ex wa totally not on board with having to put in the extra leg work(that, and he was an abusive asshole so...). I…

No, it's totally true. Women who have had three or more children regularly have to pick their internal organs off the ground and stuff them back in. It's terribly inconvenient.

So... he's single now?

We bond over gossip at my work. Sometimes it's venting gossip. Sometimes it's who's fucking who gossip. Sometimes it's who's the most toxic gossip. it's not particularly malicious I suppose, but I probably won't shut up anytime soon. I try not to be the hottest topic by not being the superlative (worst, bitchiest,…