Uzo also makes excellent lipstick choices:

My mom was pretty straighforward with me when it came to sex. An actual conversation at the age of 15:

My mum tells me that one time when I was 7, I solved "batmobile" before they even had any letters up. Beat that, DeSanto.

well shit. maybe the article should have been "IS OLIVIANOPE HAPPY?! DOES SHE HAVE GOOD SEX? DOES SHE ORGASM ALL THE TIME?! WE SURE HOPE SO!"

Okay...I never put two separate comment threads on an article, but I have to this time.

"Omish"

OH. DEAR. GOD. I . HAVE. ONE.

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT "ALL OF ME". To be fair I'm pretty sure my love of Chrissy and John clouds this matter greatly but STILL.

Well, I know about five other people he's slept with and the consensus is daaamn. Because he's enthusiastic and attentive. Which is like 90% of what good sex is, no?

"[T]he claim of a "rape culture" is simply a political tool used to bludgeon men into obedience, to engrain in the national psyche that women are victims, and to increase the political spoils of the radical, man-hating, feminist left."

Whatever, other commenters, I love that suit and its sister suits, I love the album and stage artwork, and I fucking love this song. I just dig some quiet time music in this shitty cold winter courtesy of Jenny Lewis.

Isn't Mark Twain the Mark Twain of American comedy?

But that may ding your credit report if they call a collections agency. I find that to be a little too iffy to try with confidence.

As someone who has had some pretty awful interactions with medical practitioners, including semi-invasive procedures that required sedation despite the fact that my symptoms didn't totally fit (yes, this is after the second opinion) who aren't on TV, I'm going to say straight up that Dr. Oz isn't that bad.

Do you leave your iphone in the kitchen and then stretch the cord across the hallway, into your bedroom, and then close the door to simulate appropriate nostalgia? Do you then scream "God mom, I'm on the phone! Don't pick up the receiver! Gosh. You're ruining my life!" into your empty house?

I have a cousin who's not a hoarder but her house tends to be extremely cluttered and messy. She had these piles of photographs of her family lying around and you couldn't move them because *omg precious photos of the precious childrens!!* So they were just lying around loose and in jeopardy of being spilled on all…

Who removes all of their clothes to fuck in a car in a parking lot? Discretion people, have some!

Heh. I'm sitting across from the Dick right now. He is the only coworker I work with/see most every day. He's The Worst.