Did the woman provide written consent for the man to ejaculate in the first place?

Yeah, I think that we, as white people, HAVE to step away from the idea that racism is something intentional and conscious and deliberately cruel/prejudicial/harmful. It's so much more than that narrow set of racist actions, and it's absolutely true that we are ALL racist in that we have all internalized these ideas…

I guess you mean well.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

This is why I never do diet challenges with my partner, only fitness challenges. Like last August we started a 30 day regimen to double the amount of push-ups we could each do within a minute. At the end of the month it came time to test our results: he proudly dropped down and banged out 60 push-ups in a minute,…

True story: I was out to lunch with a friend in L.A. I looked up at the people being seated, and I did a double take because the person had the most amazing skin I had ever seen and was stunningly gorgeous. She looked at me looking at her, and that was when I realized it was Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis. I…

Total side note. BUT Olivia Wilde is just so goddamn pretty. That picture up top. damn girl!

Mark, I love you, but this is me when I see your byline on a post:

Whoopi is a friend's aunt and he DESPISES her. Every time she's brought up he gets v angry and starts muttering about how much of a bitch she is.

Whoopi Goldberg ALWAYS takes the man's side in any story where his opponent(s) is female. Always. No exceptions.

It's not cheating. Neither is flirting. Or hanging out.

Is it cheating? Not necessarily. But is having an active Tinder account while in relationship with someone sketchy as fuck? Yup. Dealbreaker. Shut it down. Lemon out.

While I do feel for our protagonist (as a person) in the Chuck-E-Cheese story, I would have been laughing maniacally at the image of the decapitated rat. I have an unmitigated hated of that place, going back over 25 years...

I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.

I know I say this at the risk of all you kids deciding I'm "square" rather than "dope" and "slammin'", but, uh, the baker story? If someone offered me and my staff a tray of edibles without warning everyone what they were, hiring them would be RIGHT off the table and I'd more than likely call the cops, especially if…

The best part was that when my mom came to get me after I got fired (I was 16 — I couldn't drive myself yet!) she wanted to stop by the mall on the way home. There was a fancy new store that sold tapes and CDs (! — hey, this was 1986!) opening up, and they were setting up the store. In a fit of bravado I asked if they…

Have you ever spent a Sunday with $70 worth of Chinese food and the first three seasons of Bob's Burgers, only to find that it's not even Sunday, it's actually Thursday, and you've now ordered Chinese food five days in a row while re-watching the same ten episodes because you're going through some stuff right now?

Ask and you shall receive:

As soon as Yakety Sax was mentioned, it started playing in my head and did not stop until the end of the story... Totally made it better to picture.