Just to clarify (again), because I'm confused. There was a guy named Barry at Oberlin when Lena Dunham was there. Lena Dunham wrote in her book she was raped while at Oberlin, and used the name Barry for her rapist, even though that's not the rapist's real name. Conservative media ID'd real human Barry who was at…

I told an ex I'd been sexually assaulted and he said "yeah, you seem like that kind of girl."

Wut.

Eh, it's kind of on you to correct a person's perception of you when you've behaved poorly. I vividly recall running into a guy who'd been a colossal ass when when knew each other in college ten years later. Not a bully, but prone to rudeness and full of himself. He came up to me at a bar and told me he felt…

Had my ex-wife show up in my "suggested Matches for you" box. I messaged her and said "I didn't know you liked piña coladas". She didn't find the humor in that.

For the days you can't trust yourself with real poison.

The placement of the copy leads me to believe that this will actually be printed on the apron itself. If that is indeed the case, I'll take one.

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

As one of the few adults that honked in solidarity with the kids as I was blocked on Broadway this morning, I would also like to mention there were a tremendous amount of signs promoting feminism/gender equality/equal pay/etc in addition to Mike Brown/Eric Garner/Tamir Rice.

(1) Are you currently dry-humping furniture of any sort? (Pillows count.)

Honestly? Self-respect. I've had a ton of shitty customers, but I'm better than them. That's why I don't spit in their food.

Several jobs ago, I ordered a sushi appetizer at a nice company dinner. The president/CEO's secretary (who I later learned was having an affair with him) was a woman of extremely limited education and experience, and she was hyper-aware of this fact and constantly paranoid that other people were making fun of her. She…

Denzel was an ass and he deserved that gross beard. "How am I gonna explain that I got beat by a dude in heels??" I don't know, tell your stupid ass friends that Will is a far better model.

Nope nope nope I cannot agree that he was the best I have no dislike for the man but he is legit the most boring model for me he literally has the same facial expression in every photo I'm not kidding it's exactly the same say what you want about Will and Adam but they were interesting and tried different things. I…

I get why they do co-ed seasons. They want the drama of showmances. But I kind of wish that they would do one season for men and one season for women each year. Male and female modeling is apples and oranges to me.

this season was all about finding Tyra a fresh boyfriend.

of all the ~hot dudez~ who could have won, it haaaad to have been keith?

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

I am not even going to address the obvious stupidity on the gender aspect. Everyone else will.

so i only watched 1 hour and 10-15min of that mess, when boys and pirates appeared on screen, this is was my 1st thought, this scene played in my head over and over, i have no idea why

Dear Mike Tomlin: