slow clap for Kara, as well as the human right to approach a topic however a bitch shall please

I hear you. But might do it again.

I got mine from Dolly Couture! I did have an opportunity to try on dresses once when visiting NYC. But everything else was done via email. They even made sashes out of fabric I sent to match my daughter's dress. Given it was completely custom, it was pretty reasonable at just under $1000.

Demonizing fat people doesn't help. He's a bad fucking person, size has nothing to do with it.

I REALLY! wanted to see this live. I mean it's freaking Walken as Hook! But sadly, that is the same night as the Rifftrax Live broadcast of "Santa Claus" and i can't miss another Live Rifftrax.

According to one of Young's lawyers, Sharon Fast Gustafson, they even accommodated people who had lost their driver's licenses due to drunk driving convictions: "They would give them a separate driver to drive the truck while they were delivering packages."

Come on now. Pregnancy is your own fault. You don't deserve special accommodations for something you choose to do, as opposed to something outside your control like losing your license due to repeat DUIs.

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

So facefucking and male ejaculation are banned too?

Noooo, Jill Scott! I thought you were Golden, but your words are Getting In The Way of my long-held admiration of you. Whatever. I think it might be time you took A Long Walk and figure out why you're So In Love with the idea of defending this creep.

Yup.

Look you seem like a nice person who is trying to make sense of this. So I am going to try my best to give some answers here.

Good point, Jim! Let's explore what I did in the blog post you mentioned versus what Robby's doing, shall we?

Hi Robby! Thanks for stopping by! One small correction: I don't think you've ever "reported" a goddamn thing in your life. (And because I know you're going to do this, either here or in my Twitter mentions, which you and your friends are currently stink-clouding up with your Feelings, I have a master's degree in…

If I had a libertarian magazine, I'd be trying hard to avoid confirming the stereotype of libertarians as being strictly out of touch white men who mistake their own chin-stroking blatherings for insight.

But why didn't she do something to stop him? I'm not saying it was okay for him to attack her, but it was a public event and she could've said "no" or yelled for security anytime and since I didn't read anything in this statement about her doing that, I can only conclude she must've consented to being slapped. And…

I... kind of like this blue one. I mean, all of the pieces together are obviously super overwhelming. But if my husband wore just the jacket, or just the pants and the tie, I would probably think he looked adorable.

My five year old son once informed my husband and I that he hears us cuddle through his bedroom wall. When I asked what he meant, he became extremely embarrassed and changed the subject. Having our own horrific memories of parental sexy time, we knew changing the subject would not erase the memory burned into our…

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Last year, when my relatives found out I not only had a girlfriend, I have an Indian, Muslim girlfriend who makes more money than all of them.