A few months ago, I got one of these. I filled the empty pineapple with bbq pulled pork (with pineapple-y bbq sauce) and baked it for an hour or so, and then cut the whole pineapple in half to serve it.

This, this thing.

I know I am safe from STDs because I am yoked by my husband's sex. His sex is an umbrella sheltering me from the storm of syphillis that threatens the fabric of our family.

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

Stop It Jaden. Didn't They Teach You How To Properly Punctuate In Your Special Scientology School?

I'll just leave this here:

I have to admit that I *love* white clothing, especially when it's gauzy and flowy and ethereal. But the people who pull it off the best are darker skinned women.

I saw him last year, and he did a bit about dick pics. Asks the women in the audience if they've ever gotten a dick pic. 100% applause from women. Asks how many were wanted. Maybe 2 women applause. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN?!?!"

Yeah, she's definitely using a smaller trowel than usual here.

"Men always say that as the defining compliment, don't they? She's a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth…

The only show I've seen lately that's (IMO) successfully integrated texting as it's actually used in the real, non-TV world has been You're the Worst on FX. There are regularly scenes of Chris Geere and Aya Cash texting each other with the texts showed on screen, and they're typing like normal people in their 20s…

Vegetarian chicken nuggets are tastier to me than real chicken nuggets. Probably because they're not made of refuse bits. Likewise, veggie corn dogs. I love vegetarian corn dogs and I'm not even a vegetarian.

This season has been excellent so far. I'm glad Cary is finally getting some major attention. His storyline this season is so good.

Can I just talk about how much I love the Graham Norton Show? It's a weird love, but a love just the same.

My favorate is still the story of Keira Knightley and James McAvoy doing the library sex scene on Atonement, and the director goes: "KEIRA, WANK HIM OFF!"

"...there are certain people who are trying to make the whole world eat what they want to eat and do what they want to do. I don't think it's any of their business what I put in my mouth."

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

if their regular perfumes are 300-800 they really should be calling this world's most expensive perfume BOTTLE

When I was in my early 20's, there was a club that my friends and I went to SO often that we joked about it being cheaper to just pay them rent. We knew everyone. Everyone knew us. My cousin, a 6'8" hulk of a guy, was the bouncer. It was just one of those great (if slightly alcoholic) moments in time.

I've said this before, but your new graphics gal is SO GOOD.