I feel like Shonda Rhimes and Sorkin write way too much alike. I like them both okay (Sorkin tends to get up his own ass more, which makes him insufferable) but they both follow this style of writing:

They had to hash out the details...

Wow, they're really killing two birds with one stone here. It's high time someone thought of this. I wonder what other brilliant ideas they'll be able to weed out.

People are THE WORST sometimes! :( Since everyone is sharing their adopted pits though, I wanna post mine again! They had her classified as something else at the shelter but we are starting to have the suspicion they only did that do they COULD adopt her out. (Pits are illegal in the town the shelter is in.) What do…

I hate people so much sometimes! We have three adopted dogs. Two are deaf pits. One was born deaf— I saw her picture on petfinder, fell in love with her beautiful blue eyes, saw she was deaf, and thought, "we have a fenced in yard, so why not?" and that was that. My wife got home and I said, "so I might have just…

I know that squeaky fish toy well lol :)

So, some of you may have little bits of this already.

For my second kid's birth, my epidural failed. Yep, apparently this is a thing that can happen. I had been in labor for about 12 hours and was exhausted. I got it just as things were getting intense, and was fine for about an hour. Then all of a sudden the pain came back full force, just as I was transitioning - the…

Now that I am pregnant, I have come to realize that pooping is a privilege, not a right. A privilege I foolishly took for granted for so long. Now, on the rare occasions I am actually able to poo, I am struck by how it is basically the greatest thing ever.

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The only person who is angry, ALL THE TIME, is Mellie. Who is white. Super duper white.

I think I heard her on the say it on the Oprah show about her. This was a dumb reporter and really sad because this is a huge moment for WOC. She writes shows that are dynamic, interesting and gossipy without losing wit or relying on tired story lines and in a time when people think reality TV killed scripted shows.…

How could you stoop Solo as to make that joke?

You can't get Hope down, you know, because Hope Floats.

Source: "Help, My Eyeball is Bigger than My Wrist!"

I love the combination of tinder, wine, and boredom.

Gasoline is a base rather than an acid. The bad thing about basic materials in the eye is that they are very difficult to wash out so they can do damage for a very long period of time. Even when you think you've washed it all out, there still could be some there. (I'm a pediatrician, we doctors would rather see…

Ask and you shall receive :)