Could be worse, could be Salon.

I lived in SF from age 24 to age 44. Here’s what no one who still lives there wants to admit: our once-beloved city now belongs very frimly to the Justin Kellers of the world. SF is their city now, and there’s no going back, no saving it. The damage is done. SF is coasting on its amazing history, but this is its…

I don’t think it’s what you ate and drank but more how specific you were about it.

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

Waitaminute... so between this guy and Daniel Holtzclaw, are we only convicting Asian cops then?

Actually. The party was full. But the the rapture happened and he was, ironically, LEFT BEHIND.

Because no one will hire his loony, cocaine addicted, angry-ass self.

This.

Congratulations on doggedly pursuing the point, and very nearly getting it within your grasp

“Hey Jim. Please could you paint Bert and Ernie taking a trip to Vegas ala Fear and Loathing, with Ernie worried about stopping in bat country (ie The Count) and possibly with Elmo as their petrified hitchhiker? Sam Richards

maybe we should like

of course she should not be forced to do so...but she should be continually pressured to do so.

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

One time there was a trending twitter hashtag that was like “political sitcoms” or something and I came up with “Gillibrand’s Island” and I just feel like the internet has never given me enough credit.

“I have the worst [#$*%]ing attorneys” will always be funnier than “I have the worst fucking attorneys.”

Frisco? Frisco?

thinkpiece idea: “man who has been in congress for 20 years just doesn’t understand how congress works”

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.