I remember a case similar to this a year or so ago, but I think they were infiltrating environmental activist groups. The guy even got the woman pregnant, and then bolted. It took her two decades to figure out how duped she’d been.

Nope. People die everyday. Wearing a uniform doesn’t make it anymore tragic nor cause for making heroes out of the dead.

I say we save ourselves the effort of having to decide whose face draws the fist more strongly, and force them to fight each other to the death. Two birds, one stone.

Totes true! I also think it is much more plausible that I am a purple, slow-jazz loving unicorn of perfection than that the LAPD has no racial profiling.

The reality is that unconscious bias is enough to cause gross racial inequality in how law enforcement interacts with the public. You don’t have to “be a racist” which seems to be what people think bias means... like, you have to be burning a flag on someone’s yard on your way back from a KKK rally to be racially…

Gimme a hoagie with gabagool.

A quick death.

How could they do this? Simple. It’s called the law. Something you were supposed to uphold, not break.

No, the GOP don't think embryos are property. They think women are.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

Not Captain America, but it’ll do.

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

There you go!

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Yes.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

My favorite Effie Brown story:

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.