I remember a case similar to this a year or so ago, but I think they were infiltrating environmental activist groups. The guy even got the woman pregnant, and then bolted. It took her two decades to figure out how duped she’d been.

Nope. People die everyday. Wearing a uniform doesn’t make it anymore tragic nor cause for making heroes out of the dead.

If he were alive today, he would would be frantically clawing at the inside of his casket.

I say we save ourselves the effort of having to decide whose face draws the fist more strongly, and force them to fight each other to the death. Two birds, one stone.

Totes true! I also think it is much more plausible that I am a purple, slow-jazz loving unicorn of perfection than that the LAPD has no racial profiling.

The reality is that unconscious bias is enough to cause gross racial inequality in how law enforcement interacts with the public. You don’t have to “be a racist” which seems to be what people think bias means... like, you have to be burning a flag on someone’s yard on your way back from a KKK rally to be racially…

Gimme a hoagie with gabagool.

A quick death.

How could they do this? Simple. It’s called the law. Something you were supposed to uphold, not break.

No, the GOP don't think embryos are property. They think women are.

You prove my point exactly. In fact, people who smoke e-cigs in a public establishment look like such douchebags they actually make people who smoke real cigarettes look cool.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

Not Captain America, but it’ll do.

Star Wars hologram scan lines are vertical.

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

All good and stuff, but when are we going to talk about the REAL issue: gingers stealing our jobs, welfare and marrying our women?

There you go!

Surprisingly no. The criminals have no incentive to withhold the key, and by having a track record of actually handing it over, it increases the likelihood that people will pay.