Most rants are. What is a fact, however- an absolute truth? Good luck finding those in society. Every situation is different. In my world, in my region, in my life, from my point of view, these are facts that I have observed. Feel free to see life from your point of view, with your own applicable facts. Just…

But I wouldn't blame this conversation's existence on the character in the game- I blame Kotaku for giving such attention to a potential flame war. After reading something several times in a week or two, it's only a matter of time before you've read enough definitive and overreactive opinions to feel the need to…

Yup- I'd even go so far as to say that it looks and sounds like one of the purposely minimal parody games on the iPhone app store, made by a one man development team. Very dry. I'm not a graphics whore by any means, but it's getting a bit tired, the "lack-of-stylization-is-a-stylization-all-its-own" motif I feel is…

Ha ha- I feared, at my fault, that we were getting off topic, but then I read your closing statement (and pictured the deep, echoing voice), and I absolutely agree. I just have one more off topic yet on topic factoid to share:

What?! I'M A GIRL!!!! (J/K, ha ha ha). But yes- I'm a hell of a guy. Nice as anything. All I was trying to do was illustrate that women also choose and idealize men based on looks, as well as how much money they have or appear to have. Just because subject matter and marketing firms don't focus on a man's penis,…

Bah- that's why I tend to ignore it, that is to say, until some bozo starts spouting it without proper cause. People get mad at the root of the problem, which I see this way:

Right? If we speak of a group of rapists and womanizers who are joining ranks and starting a secret society of KKK proportions that targets, preys on and victimizes women- then by all means, let's have this discussion. If we're speaking about a video game that depicts ALL CHARACTERS in superdeformed manner, and just…

Oof- I should have been clearer in my statement that I'm not down on myself, ha ha ha. I'm in my 30's, and I've been around the block- I'm not some schmo who's lamenting not having a girl. I guess I could have been clearer on that. I just notice the inequalities on the way women view their situation, what they…

Ha ha- Facebook, as well as the way sensationalism has become the most prominent factor in discussing things as simply enjoyable as video games, has created a passionate beast armed with articulate and realistic counterpoints out of me. I just wanted to see the game's review, but my admittedly weak resistance to…

Just for the record (and without sounding like I'm down on myself, because I'm not)- I'm known to everybody who knows me to be an intelligent and attentive dude who actively thinks about the needs of people I know. I'm very good friends with my male friends' girlfriends. I've kept the company of as many girls as I…

Everybody, shut up. Get a life. Worry about real things. If a man sees women as semen dumpsters, that's his problem and his fault, and his monumental inability to see and live life realistically. I watch porn all the time. I've had countless movies, video games and other media that depict women in sexual ways. …

Wait- you mean that I actually have to do other things besides stare at and dream about one character's cartoon boobs? Maybe I'll cancel my pre-order.

All too true to be false.

I wish I could recommend this more. RECOMMEND.

People* generally do the same thing every day of their lives. Familiar subject matter thrown into entirely new scenarios, worlds and aesthetic appeal, however, are very different from identical scenarios. It's called a sequel, and tell me you purposely never play any. Such a tired question. Stop trying to make a…

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Gamers- discuss games. I don't understand any of this. I know the old "Then why are you reading this and commenting too?" gag comes up, but whatever- I'm bored, and on the internet- it happens. I didn't realize so many industry moguls and marketing experts frequented gaming websites.

Hamburgers are only relevant in the food industry to people who like them. This is true for anything, dingbat. Are Sony or MS relevant to people who aren't fans? Nintendo has, oh, I dunno.... a shit ton of fans.

Oh, jeez- I downloaded that horrible SOTN puzzler on itunes. That's what happens when you're bored, and try to game on a touch-only device. Craptastic.

Then I'm guessing (hoping) that you have a copy of OOT 3D? It added a much needed breath of life into the game, and I REALLY hope they're not teasing about Majora's Mask getting a similar treatment. N64 games are altogether the hardest to play nowadays, due to the rarity of working controllers, and the fact that the…