LOL maybe not enough girls.

FINALLY an ending to this video!

My husband was in a pretty horrific accident when he was a kid and his parents were told he would never walk, talk, feed himself, etc. again. He's now a pretty successful dude who can do all of those things and has sired offspring. On a trip back to his hometown a few years ago I got to meet the first responder who…

At first, the most shocking thing to me about this was that 1993 was over 20 years ago...

A story about a good cop? That's a unicorn.

Cats usually have the upper hand paw.

Some of them may actually be glad they're not getting invited so they don't have to spend the money on a gift.

i think your use of friends in your comment should be re-worked as "friends" (in quotes).

I'm also surprised Veruca Salt actually found someone to marry her.

"Well, when you have this amount of treasure hoarded like a frickin' dragon"
A HOBBIT DID IT

And Nightingale...swoon.

I despise that book so hard. I did not know what to do with it in the end since keeping it in my shelves felt terrible and giving it to someone felt like giving dog shit to someone.

The only actually fun baby shower I ever attended was one in which the hostess bought a ton of onesies in different colors and sizes and a bunch of fabric markers and paint and we were all allowed to design our own baby clothes for the kid. (Nobody, at that point, knew the sex except probably the gynecologist, so it…

Honestly, whenever I hear about Sarah Palin these days, I beam like a baby that's just discovered the joys of passing gas. It makes me so happy that she's of no meaningful consequence anymore. She's a punch line, not a political power-player, and isn't that just delightful? Oh god, it's wonderful. Everything is…

That's so weird, I literally have an Auschwitz selfie story. So my dad's dad survived two death camps, one of which was Auschwitz-Birkenau. (He went there looking for his dad, who was already dead by the time he got there.) Towards the end of his life, my grandpa convinced my dad to go on a trip with him back to…

Actor James Garner of Maverick and The Rockford Files TV series, but probably best known to our generation as Old Duke from The Notebook

No it didn't. This is the internet, man. Stay tuned.

I'm guessing the fact that the whole 'alpha' concept is completely made up and in no way an aspect of real wolf culture is of no consequence to 'knotters'?

It might encourage me to fling my underwear across the room and watch Thor 2: The Dark World on repeat for the next few hours after downing a few glasses of Pinot Noir, but other than that, it's completely harmless.

It's like a magic trick. The minute he speaks, looks at the camera, or even breathes...