I was at a family dinner a few weeks ago and everything was fine, everyone getting along, chatting about mundanity. Then out of nowhere my 5 year old niece screetches at me, "I DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVER GETTING MARRIED!" I was like, what the eff? Now even the small children in the family are hassling me about this?! But…

Either way, good luck to her with that corn kernel

You know what would be a great source of protein? That passive-aggressive friend.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Convince yourself that exercise is fun or relaxing — maybe by picking an activity you actually like — just don't think of it as work

Check this out: Disney Princesses re-imagined AS DISNEY PRINCESSES

What's with the right eye always getting punched? Are abusers southpaws?

Look at me, I'm wearing VALENTINO!

Did anyone else go here at the title?

"...it was revealed that what she'd been injected with was bathroom caulk..."

I was the *best* parent in the world.... until I had kids.

My middle sister was like this — making up magnificent, impossible stories involving thieves and teachers and older sisters (ahem) and random stray dogs and ponies and whales and what have you doing whatever it was she had obviously done. The stories would go on and on and on for 20 or 30 minutes.

A good friend's son is about this age and such a liar. The other day he lied about something very obvious and his mom called him on it, "Julio, why are you lying to me? I was there and I know that it didn't happen." Without missing a beat, he said "Oh mommy, at school the teacher gave me rotten noodles to eat and…

You can't spell "Miles" without "lies."

umm we don't know she was lying. We have yet to hear from Miles or Daddy. #TheVerdictIsNotIn

My brother and I had the AT-AT, which amounted to "cat annoy-er" in our hands.

Of course Affleck and Ruffalo don't hang out. When do you see Batman chilling with the Hulk?

It really looks like they are just making fun of him behind his back.

As a financial aid administrator, I am deeply offended by this story.... not the part about the supposedly insensitive tweet. I'm talking about the bill being introduced to reduce the FAFSA to the size of a postcard. You cannot accurately compare two households based solely on their income and household size. That is…