Do they mean "gassy" or 40? If you're from St. Louis, you'll get it.

Stereotypes are a fun way to not have to think.

FAU will be holding a press conference in a few minutes

Regardless of whichever version of events is true, I'm really hoping that his fight had everything to do with the pronunciation of "jaguar."

This is very depressing and only goes to prove that God hates Jags.

What's that lady doing out there clapping?

Clever girl.

Ha ha soccer!

I fully endorse when players do this. FOOTBALL NEEDS MORE GLORYBOYS

oh

I feel like this post is either 1) a riddle, or 2) some form of post-modern microfiction.

It really doesn't matter where the contact occurs on that type of hit, it's all illegal when it's your girlfriend.

I remember yesterday when there was a story about how foolish media outlets would cover this story.....great coverage deadspin!

Given the fact that he was born in South Africa I guess it isn't too shocking that Dave Matthews has some skewed racial views.

Media Resents Schiano Accomplishments

Just look at how excited he is. This is the happiest he's been in 45 years

Jeez. I know he's had a tough run of injuries but there's no need to be a little dick about it.

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+1 thank u bazed god

You're asking where everyone took their shits in the Iliad. Just don't worry about it.