I'd say the guy in the gorilla costume is the overall offender.

You can't spell

Everything he said is absolutely true. It's not even an opinion, even though many of us want to disagree with it... NBA players DO spend way too much on flash and image... A lot of NBA stars ARE arrogant and have multiple girlfriends. They DO buy $100k jewelry. And since when are we defending Kobe in a question of char…

This is maybe the worst of the otherwise-great Shit List series. Your quotes are very old, and therefore the contrast you're trying to draw makes no sense. Bogut used to be a young hypocritical and vaguely right-wing dickhead. He's not like that at all now.

You can't just brush this stuff off. If you let kids bend the rules, they'll get away with more and more until the problem Crests, and then the NCAA will be plaqued by it forever

john kruk. john KruRK. JhNhnon KRUKKKKKUK.

Pictured: Incognito done in teal.

A true Schiano man wears only the blood of his opponent...

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

The most shocking part of this story is Incognito having a rudimentary understanding of fractions.

Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

I'm twice the man you are.
-Riley Cooper

+0.5

Missouri: "Bullshit on the Missouri choice. Everyone—and I mean EVERYONE—knows that the best thing to come out of Missouri is toasted ravioli. From Cunetto's on the hill. Or really from any other Italian place in the whole state, if you must.

Richie could have avoided this if he had just remained anonymous. Like, worn a disguise, or gone undercover or something. I swear there is a word for this, it's just hidden from me right now.

I bet they would have served Napoli too.

Every other team won the National League Pennant?!?!

It's really getting annoying. It's kind of ironic, seeing as Deadspin's entire MO is to make fun of other media outlets who aren't doing it the way Deadspin deems right.

The dead horse, it is beaten. Christ. Move on.

Just jreadful.